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Smallish Post 6- Fairly Short Story
Never let your computer know you’re in a hurry; they feed on anxiety, feel urgency in their circuits. If they feel you’re in a hurry, they’ll drop to two megabytes a minute just to relish in your misery like a cat in the summer sun.
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Smallish Post 5 – Fairly Short Story
“You know, I hate writing doc strings. I hate writing comments. I hate linting and documenting and all that other obnoxious busywork I pulled out of my butt just because my professor told me to.” “Uh-huh. And do you know what your professors hate?” “What?” “Trying to read your code.”
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Smallish Post 4 – Fairly Short Story
People say I’m impatient. However, the truth is the contrary; I’ve mastered patience. While waiting ten minutes for the train I whip out my Nintendo Switch. While waiting for my Switch to load I whip out my phone. All I need now is something to do for five seconds while waiting for my phone to…
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Smallish Post 3 – Very Short Story
“You’re addicted.” I look up from my phone. “What?” “Video Games,” dad snorts, turning a page, “you kids can’t help yourselves.” I smile and swipe left to turn my page.
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Smallish Post 2 – Very Short Story
BangBang123 “incorrect password” BangBANG123 “Incorrect password” >Recovery options< >Reset password< Bangbang123 “This password is already being used”
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Smallish Post 1 – Very Short Story
Dear Uncle Sam, Keep your cameras and microphones and NSA to yourself, you snooping creep. Stop listening to me. Alexa, Please dim the lights. Turn on the late show.
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Green Peacock
The serene and starry sky and the shining sun are peacocks. The calm, azure heavens, bespangled with a thousand stars, a thousand brilliant eyes, and the sun rich with the colours of the rainbow, offer the appearance of a peacock in all the splendour of its eye-besprinkled feathers. When the sky or the thousand-rayed sun…
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Egyptian Locust
According to Onesicritus, in those parts of India where there is no shadow, the men attain the height of five cubits and two palms, and their life is prolonged to one hundred and thirty years; they die without any symptoms of old age, and just as if they were in the middle period of life.…
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Rottlerian Mackerel
“He had all the body of a fish, but below the head of the fish another head, which was that of a man; also the feet of a man, which came out of its fish’s tail. He had a human voice, and its image is preserved to this day.”
Bots have feelings too 